Jude Law claims his divorce from Sadie Frost in 2003 left him broke, and he doesn’t even have enough money to buy a new house. The actor says the divorce settlement that was reached last year crippled him financially, despite a prolific acting career:

"I haven't got any money. I'm renting my house and I'm trying to save up so I can buy it."

Yeah, whatever. According to my calculations, even if Jude’s ex-wife took half of his money, that should leave him with roughly a hundred kazillion dollars in the bank. Unless he’s trying to buy a house made of pure gold that can also ferry him to and from the moon, I don’t think he’ll have a problem affording it.