Jude Law and Sienna Miller break upSienna Miller and Jude Law break up

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have finally broken up for good. The two were engaged in 2004 when Miller broke it off with Law after he cheated with his nanny, Daisy Wright. "It's a mutual decision," an anonymous source tells People Magazine, "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed." Miller's relationship with ex-wife Sadie Frost may have played a part in the breakup:

Law was divorced from his actress wife Sadie Frost in late 2003 and the couple have three children and another child from Frost's previous relationship. The actor's closeness to his children and by default to Frost has caused tension in his relationship with Miller. "There isn't another person involved but it isn't helped by Jude's devotion to his kids," says the pal.

What kind of fucked up world do we live in where Sienna was fine with Jude drilling the nanny but the devotion to his children is simply unacceptable? NO WORLD I WANT TO BE A PART OF!!

*frantically swipes at wrist with spork stolen from KFC*

P.S. I'm sure Jude's small penis (NSFW) played absolutely no role in the breakup. None whatsoever.

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