Fifteen-year-old singer JoJo is claiming that her October visit to Hollywood hotspot Hyde was totally innocent:
"I didn't know it was 21 and over," she told PEOPLE at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles. "It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol." And even though she says her evening at Hyde "was great," don't expect to see her hitting the nightclub circuit any time soon. "It's not really my thing. I just dipped my toes (in the scene)."
Either JoJo is lying her ass off or she's just really really stupid--like Sherlock Holmes' retarded younger sister who likes to eat soap. That 6'5" bouncer at the door checking IDs--the one with the all the Russian prison tats--should be a major clue that you have to be 21 to enter Hyde. Me cowering in the corner too afraid to talk to the girl at the bar who keeps motioning me over? That's the other clue.
*quietly weeps*
6'5" with russian prison tats? Sounds like Aleks Emelianenko is working at hyde ...
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=3209
3 more years huh?
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She is just.....not cute.
Put HER on an Olsen twins "watch"!
man thats wrong someone needs to get her a longer dress. thats way too short.
BULLSHIT she doesnt need a longer dress shes hot!!!!! soz for swearing
15 huh? damn i'd fuck the shit out of that tight little ass
hi jojo my name mani i leave in iran &i have 19year i vey love u &uro music & i want to ferend whit u i thin you are the best >>>i can ferand whit you im editoor & i have photogerafery shoping
Mani what the fuck are you trying to say?!?!
Hey John fuck u
Jojo you are my angel , I hope to talk with you.
I engineer from Iraq.
with my greetment.
Happy birthday to you my angel , nice future
Mohammed you drity Pile of shit Iraqen goat fucker camlo eat corn puff licky fat Camlo toe hore marrin Cow bitch EAT MY NUTTS
Jojo is a very pretty girl but she is famous for wearing tight lil dresses that are meant to show off a figure that she doesnt have. She has no ass and she has no breast. All that she has are nice legs,beautiful voice and a pretty face. And as for the Hyde thingy..she knew exactly were she was and now she is just trying to cover it up for her fans.
hi jojo is max max end max im from iran thanxدمتون گرم دوستتون دارم
I hate to admit it to myself but I'd like to pull up that skirt and screw her ass. Im 25 y/o and should feel ashamed.
As to KC's comment: I wish I could see a bare ass on her. Then you could make that judgement more accurrately. I guess I'm just a pervert.
im 15, so i can legally say dat bitch is hot, as to KC, she got ass and she got tits, F U
jojo a big fan of u really even on my laptop
i have yuor image this all fucker are stupid
have bright future and hope that u sholud get a goodlife parner and happy birthday any gift 4m my side cute girl keep simleing all the time love u as far as i can may be u are my dream girl my id
is zahid_woundedlover n ilive in UAE
bye swet
Just want to rip her dress off, throw her down, tear her panties off and fuck her till she cums like the little teen cock tease that she really is!!! Open yer mouth baby, here it comes!!!