According to Pamela Anderson’s "close pal," the reason Pam filed for divorce from Kid Rock (aka Bob Ritchie) is because of Kid's "male insecurity and major anger issues." What pushed Pam over the edge was when Ritchie blew up during a screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's house. In the movie, Sasha Baron Cohen, playing the part of Borat Sagdiyev, travels across the United States to propose marriage to Anderson:
Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them."
Hey Kid, YOUR WIFE WORE A BIKINI TO YOUR WEDDING. You can't get mad at her for acting slutty when that's the only reason she's famous (aside from her obvious skills as a thespian). Seriously, the argument begins and ends there. You don't see me getting mad at my wife because she always smells like tuna. It's what I expected when I married a fishmonger. Which is weird because I live in Nebraska.
Yes I know my site was down for a little while yesterday and has been a little sluggish the past few days. I think someone accidentally tripped over the plug that controls the Internet or something--an upgrade is in the works. For those of you who know about these things (aka the guys that I used to beat up in high school that laugh at me now), I'll be making the leap from shared hosting to a dedicated server. The process will probably take a few weeks (most of the time will be spent wondering how the hell I'm gonna pay for this thing each month).
It was fun while it lasted (an entire half day), but, SHOCK, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back to hating each other:
An inside source at Hyde says that Paris told Lindsay "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" Lindsay left Hyde looking very upset, comforted by her mom, a DJ from the club and Brandon Davis(?), while new BFFs Paris and Britney take the party to Paris' house. Then, our cameras recorded Paris saying something [to the effect of]:"Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!"
Why is 'Firecrotch' an insult again? Lindsay has red hair. Wow. How humiliating. Certainly more so than having a video of you having sex spread across the Internet.
Actually, you can't really be called 'Firecrotch' if you're sporting the pre-teen look
Fresh off the heels of his stunningly successful comeback performance at the World Music Awards (by "stunningly successful" of course, I mean "molestingly unsuccessful"), Michael Jackson is set to travel to Rwanda to do good things:
"Michael Jackson will be here in June 2007, he confirmed this," Kije Mugisha, the Deputy Director General of the Rwandan bureau of information told Africa News. She said that Jackson was interested in children's education, health care and the media, but didn't say how much the cash-strapped performer had committed. Michael Jackson is eager to know how many hospitals are in place in Rwanda and how he can help in improving people's health here."
Shocking that the first thing Michael Jackson is interested in involves children, more specifically "children's education." Last time I checked, smearing Crisco all over your body and playing a game of nude rugby does not constitute "taking an interest" in children's education. If it did, I wouldn't have had to get this teaching credential to get a job at the local high school. My students call me the most pedophiliatastic teacher they've had since Joe the creepy janitor filled in for the day.
Milla Jovovich pumping gas in what can best be described as "short shorts"
After meeting at TomKat's fake wedding last week, Jennifer Lopez and Victoria Beckham are quickly becoming friends. According to British Vogue online, Lopez "very much hopes they can stay friends."
They may even start designing together; "They talked about their shared love - fashion. Jennifer thinks the pair could develop a seriously sexy range." Maybe Victoria's hubby, David Beckham, who made the International Best-Dressed List this year, could help out now that his soccer career is on the wane.
I would pay money to see these two hang out and talk about designing clothes. On one side of the table we have Jennifer Lopez, über-bitch extraordinaire. Sitting across from her is Victoria Beckham, basically a human Barbie doll with less personality. I'm sure every other word out of Victoria's mouth would be "crotchless" while J-Lo just sits there angry at someone for something. It'd be very similar to last Thursday's Thanksgiving dinner with my wife playing the part of J-Lo.
The Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler briefly contemplated suicide while recovering from an eating disorder. After shooting the pilot episode for the hugely successful HBO show, Sigler returned to the set weighing 30 less pounds. Shocked producers forced her to seek treatment and she gradually gained the weight back. Producers weren't the only ones who noticed the weight gain:
[Sigler] was slammed by fans of the show who posted nasty messages on the series website. She adds, "People just wrote the most horrible things like, 'How did she get so fat?' What happened to her?' It hurt so bad. "It got to the point where it was so overwhelming that suicide seriously crossed my mind."
Talk about overreacting. Suicide is supposed to cross your mind when your wife dies and then you get fired for skipping work to attend the funeral--not when an anonymous person on an Internet message board calls you fat. You gotta have a middle ground reaction to something like that, maybe some light self-mutilation or cutting. Hell, kick your neighbor's dog. That always makes my demons go away.
Fifteen-year-old singer JoJo is claiming that her October visit to Hollywood hotspot Hyde was totally innocent:
"I didn't know it was 21 and over," she told PEOPLE at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles. "It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol." And even though she says her evening at Hyde "was great," don't expect to see her hitting the nightclub circuit any time soon. "It's not really my thing. I just dipped my toes (in the scene)."
Either JoJo is lying her ass off or she's just really really stupid--like Sherlock Holmes' retarded younger sister who likes to eat soap. That 6'5" bouncer at the door checking IDs--the one with the all the Russian prison tats--should be a major clue that you have to be 21 to enter Hyde. Me cowering in the corner too afraid to talk to the girl at the bar who keeps motioning me over? That's the other clue.
*quietly weeps*
Now I'm not a woman--yet--but isn't underwear pretty much a requirement if you wear an extremely short skirt? Looks like someone forgot to tell Britney Spears about that little rule (witness the show she put on last week). Hey Britney, this isn't prehistoric times where a woman has to flash her vagina to woo potential suitors. Some guy's not gonna come along and hit you over the head with his stick and drag you back to his cave. Not unless you like that sort of thing......call me
America's zaniest racist, Michael Richards, appeared on the Rev. Jesse Jackson's radio show a few days ago to say he was sorry for last week's racist tirade at a Los Angeles comedy club. The man best known as Kramer from Seinfeld said he felt "shattered" by his actions towards a group of African-American hecklers who attended his Nov. 17 act at the Laugh Factory:
"The way this came through me was like a freight train," Richards said on Jackson's nationally syndicated program, "Keep Hope Alive. After it was over, when I went to look for them, they had gone," he said of the targets of his tasteless tirade. "And I've tried to meet them, to talk to them, to get some healing."Richards said he hopes his words won't influence young people.
"I fear that young whites will think it's cool to go around and use that word because they see very cool people in the show business using that word so freely," Richards said. "Perhaps that's what came through in that ... the vernacular is so accessible."
I like how Kramer thinks his words might influence 'young whites' to start acting racist. That might be a concern if these 'young whites' knew who the hell Michael Richards was. As far as they know, he's the funny looking guy on that show their parents used to watch. In other words, he's not relevant and 'young whites' couldn't give a crap about what he says. It's analogous to members of the local Civil War club being concerned that their yearly 'Battle of Antietam' reenactment contributes to inner-city violence.
