Pretty much since the start of this site, I've been making fun of Hilary Duff because her teeth are, well, big. This is all Hilary's fault of course as she paid for a bad set of veneers (sometimes the price of vanity can be steep!). According to myself and 'dentist to the stars' Dr. Michael Apa, Duff's $15,000 veneers "made her look goofy, like she was bucktoothed.":

"The length of each veneer was a little too long, and the width of the smile was too wide," Apa says of Hil's smile.

Anyways, the point of this story is that Hilary finally got them fixed:

"She probably had her teeth recontoured or reshaped to fit her smile," says Apa of Hil's new work done just a few weeks ago. "Now you look at her cute smile rather than focusing on her large teeth. She looks much prettier!"

Damn, no more jokes about having to "put down" Hilary. I feel cheated because I had a story already prepared about Duff going to the barn to get re-shoed and then stopping by the mall to buy a new leather saddle. Oh well, I guess I'll save it for the next time Hilary Swank makes the news. In other words, you'll probably never see it.