Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend has officially moved on. Harry Morton, owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain and heir to the Hard Rock Hotel fortune, is dating 'aspiring actress' (LA-speak for waitress) Jennifer George, according to In Touch Weekly:

Morton had promised Lohan he'd wait a few months before dating again, but friends say he was tired of being single. "Lindsay has been trying to reconcile with the 25-year-old Hard Rock heir ever since he broke up with her in September," reports the mag, "but Harry hasn't been interested in getting back together."

Reconcile?...that has to be a misprint. Since Harry broke up with Lindsay, she's banged approximately 41 guys, 'forgot' to wear underwear three times, and also may have started a wildfire or two.* That's not so much "reconciling" as it is "not reconciling"--but hey, what do I know, I only have a college degree. Makes a great coaster!

*I have no idea what I'm talking about

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