Eva Longoria said she considered running for political office but decided against it because she feared people wouldn't be able to separate her from her racy character on the show Desperate Housewives. During a speech in front of a group of Latino leader last week in Washington D.C., Longoria joked:

"I'm here today to announce my candidacy for president...Oh, wrong speech! In the last two years, I've had an affair with the gardener and a teenager, I've faked a paternity test, my husband went to prison, and I threw him out of a window. I would probably win (political office in) California!"

I would have thought the reason Eva didn't run for office was because she has ABSOLUTELY NO QUALIFICATIONS. It's like me announcing I'm not entering my name into this year's NBA draft because I just don't think I could deal with all those road trips.