Denise Richards says she made a "big mistake" when she tossed a photographer's laptop computer off a balcony on the set of her movie Blonde and Blonder in Canada:

"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong," Richards tells Access Hollywood in an exclusive interview that aired Monday.

Note how Richards justifies her behavior in the very next sentence:

"I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

"Over the balcony it went," she tells Access Hollywood.

Oopsy woopsy, over the balcony it went like a magical flying laptop.

she made a "big mistake" when she tossed a photographer's laptop computer off a balcony on the set of her movie Blonde and Blonder in Canada:

"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong," Richards tells Access Hollywood in an exclusive interview that aired Monday.

Note how Richards justifies her behavior in the very next sentence:

"I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

"Over the balcony it went," she tells Access Hollywood.

Oopsy woopsy, over the balcony it went like a magical flying laptop.

Richards' costar in the film, Pamela Anderson, weighed in on the matter:

"Can't believe the set is surrounded by loser paparazzi - not Canadian - all American and European ... Leave us alone!!!" the Canadian-born Anderson noted. "They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. Ass holes!!!"

After the statement, Pam consumed an entire jar of paste before going on her mid-morning recess.

Pam could tell there were no Canadians photographers on the Canadian set because half the paparazzi were draped in American flags and the other half were frantically waving croissants above their heads while wearing novelty foam hats shaped like France.

Anderson continues:

"Paparazzi were shouting out 'no wonder you can't keep a relationship together' to Denise. Denise walked up to them. They threatened her and something happened. A computer bounced off the floor and pieces went everywhere, from what I hear. Thank God no one was hurt."

Yeah, thank god no one was hurt, besides that 80-year-old chick in the wheelchair--but she doesn't count because people in wheelchairs don't have feelings. At least I hope they don't. If nursing home walls could talk...

"I didn't see it as I was too busy yelling at my producer for something else that got leaked out in press. Normally I don't care, but I feel protective of Denise - I can relate. If it were me I would've thrown the photographers over the edge - they got lucky."

This set sounds like a goddamned circus. Computers flying, people yelling, paparazzi getting threatened with death for taking pictures. Throw in a bearded women and a motorcycle-riding bear and they could probably charge admission.