Denise Richards was involved in a confrontation with two photographers on the set of her new movie Blonde and Blonder on Wednesday. Actually Richards did the confronting as she went up to the two men, seized their laptops, and tossed them off of a balcony. Though no one was killed by the five-pound metal projectiles hurtling through the sky, an 80-year-old woman in a wheelchair was struck in the arm:

"Based on the actions of the paparazzi, they are lucky their laptops are the only things that were tossed over the balcony," a rep for Richards told PEOPLE.

Ha Ha Ha...those darn photographers are lucky Denise didn't throw them off the balcony! Ya know, 'cause threatening to kill people--especially evil paparazzi that do unspeakable things like photograph you on a busy movie set--makes for great comedy. Throw in a few big-breasted women frantically running around with a couple of cantaloupes and we'll have a proverbial Benny Hill sketch on our hands.