Kirsty Alley in a bikini on Oprah Winfrey Show

According to the New York Daily News, former "Fat Actress" Kirsty Alley used to eat a lot (shock!). Part of a typical day's worth of food would include a steak, half a loaf of French bread, six cups of pasta, 20 sugar-free Popsicles, all washed down with a dozen grape sodas:

"I had a holiday mentality," Alley, 55, told Life magazine this week. "I ate with wild abandon. six, seven, eight thousand calories a day."

You know who eats eight thousand calories a day? Grizzly bears a week before they hibernate. I mean, if I put eight thousand calories down my garbage disposal, it would clog.

By the way, If you want to know exactly how much food it takes to total eight thousand calories, go to McDonalds and order 7 cheeseburgers. When they ask you if you want anything else, say: "Yes, 18 more cheeseburgers please." Even then, you'd be 250 calories short of 8,000. Amazing. The article continues:

Fed up with merciless paparazzi pictures, the "Cheers" comedienne made light of her 220-pound frame with biting wit on her tongue-in-cheek Showtime series "Fat Actress." She then got serious about losing and became a Jenny Craig spokeswoman in 2005. Alley learned portion control and has slimmed down by 75 pounds. And to prove it, tune in to "Oprah" today to see Alley flaunt her fab new figure in a bikini. "Now I feel happy with the way I look and feel. For me, that's the greatest thing that's happened."

I heard some rumors floating around the past few days about this Oprah appearance. I delayed writing about it in the hopes the rumors would prove to be unfounded. Unfortunately, it wasn't the case. Don't worry, though, I called the cable company to block the ABC network on my television. I just didn't want to take the chance of surfing through the channels and accidentally happening upon a bikinied Kirsty Ally talking about how sexy she feels in her new 175-pound body. I'm sure it would have induced some sort of violent spasmodic reaction in me.

Note: It looks like Kirsty could possibly have a penis in that last photo

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She looks really good.

She looks better than she has looked in a long time, but she really should leave her clothes on.

I just threw up in my mouth and had to swallow it because I am sitting at my desk at work. Thanks a lot Celebslam guy for that video!

P.S. She has bigger quads than Shawne Merriman. Gross!

I see nothing wrong with her, she is absoloutley gorgeous. Let's not forget that when we insult others, it is simply because there is something we see in them that we feel we lack and are jealous. And also, that we are all made up of the same energy, thus, when we insult others, we only injure ourselves.

I think she looks awesome. I don't know why some of you people have to be so hateful. You act like you have to be a chicken leged size 2 to be sexy. I try to live my life considering other peoples feelings and what they may have had to endure in their life. Kirstie, I'm sure, worked damn hard to get to where she is. Way to go Kirstie! You look fabulous!

I say waaaaaaaayyyyy to goooooooooo Kirstie!!!!! :-) She looks awesome. I have the same feelings as Pamela, consider other people's feelings, but take in to how people love themselves and need to slim down. Some people are HUGE and they need to slim down and get a positive look at life. I will be glad to assist in that department.

To the person who threw up in your mouth at your desk......perhaps if "WALMART" had a better ventilation system...you could just breathe in deeply to qwell your nausea. However, my suggestion is that you pull your lip up over your head and swallow.... you moron! Either that, or go clean up the spill on isle 13!

WOW, Kirsty looks fabulous! She's been to hell and back! Trust me I'm in hell right now and would love to get out of it and look just like her. Please give me your secret and guidance! thank you.

Kirsty is VERY very SEXY ..her body on Opra is that of a gorgous woman...anyone on here being ugly about Kirsty is a gay pansy geek who would not ever know what to do with a real woman like Kirsty. Go masterbate to your waif,heroin addict porn models and keep it down so you don't wake up your mom.

There were two beautiful women on the Oprah show that day,of course the host which is a saint in many ways,and Kirsty with a body I prefer in a woman,all wonderful curves,along with the way she presented herself.

What a gift to give herself,and,her guy.

GO KIRSTY!!! "Sexy" is feeling good about yourself, being confidant, and strutting your stuff!! It's not about looking like you haven't eaten in 2 months. REAL women have real curves. Take a look outside your TV.

I don't have a problem with the way she looks. I'd be very happy if my wife looked like that. I prefer a woman with some curves myself. I dislike skinny, emaciated looking women. However, don't kid yourselves. It's taken her 3 years to lose that weight and 175 pounds on a woman that size is not healthy. She should weigh more like 140. Not for her looks but for her health. If you can lose 10 pounds a month, not an unreasonable goal( I once lost 30 pounds in a month, working very hard and eating very little), you could do it in less than 8 months. I'm not trying to sound preachy but she should have waited until she lost all the weight she needs to before tooting her horn.

I'm a very lucky guy my girlfriend is a twin image of Kirsty,I belive that's what struck me the first time I saw her(my girlfriend).I was stunned by her beauty all that silken hair and bedroom eyes,I walked over to her,spoke to her,and our angel's did rejoice.So now,at times when I'm far from home and I see Kirsty on tv I can't help but think what a lucky guy I am indeed.

She looks great! You don't have to be an anorexic barbie doll to be sexy. I remember how sexy she was in the look who's talking movies. She still looks great. Everyone who is slamming her should wake up. You don't have to be 95 pounds to look good. She really looks good...

Want more Kirstie bikini pics!!!!!!!!!!! Would rather look at a tree than those skinny twiggy models.

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