I don't know how to feel about Ashlee Simpson. Sometimes--usually after a six pack or three--I feel like I'd totally give her the business. Other times I see her, like in this picture, I want to drive a wooden stake into her heart so she doesn't haunt me in my dreams. Why a wooden stake? Because that's what you do to people that strut around with shrunken heads*. Didn't you see Beetlejuice?
*Did I mention her head looks freakishly tiny in the above picture?
small heads = not good. small asses = great. you ever see that entourage with turtle going off about how all the stars have massive noggins? its true i think.
Holy S#@! Her body is shaped like a tick.
She's fucking disgusting white trash.
I don't like Ashlee Simpson. However, what the fuck is that about? What kind of a fascist points that out?
what does being fascist have to do with anything? enlighten my slow head.
Ashlee looks distraught...
Distraught enough to suck my johnson!!
Could it be the nose-job?