After being shafted by her mother over her inheritance, Tori Spelling is developing a huge new rack and a reality TV series where she and new husband Dean McDermott would run a bed and breakfast in California:

In the show, the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star would take the $800,000 inheritance she received after her father Aaron's death in June and invest it in an inn where they would live and rent rooms to tourists. A representative for the star tells American publication Us Weekly, "They are pitching a reality show, but we will not comment on any of the details." A source close to the actress adds that Spelling 33, four months pregnant with their first child, and MCDermott, 40, are looking at property in Temecula, California.

$800,000 seems like a pretty sweet inheritance—it certainly beats out the Hot Wheels collection I got coming to me when my parents kick the bucket—until you realize Tori's father was worth billions. Ouch—though that doesn't protect her from my merciful criticism for pitching the most boring reality show idea ever. Why not just have a show about me reading a book or maybe even sleeping? We'll save those shots of me getting up in the middle of night to take a piss for sweeps week!