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Though everything is supposedly fine with their marriage, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have been spending more time apart lately:

Federline was spotted dancing with a "mystery woman" at L.A. nightclub Area on Oct. 20, according to Us Weekly. "They had their arms around each other briefly," a witness tells the mag. "It's still an obstacle for him to balance family and partying," a "pal" of his told Us. "Kevin's gonna be Kevin. But Britney knows that."

Spears, for her part, hit Vegas clubs Pure and Tao with a gal pal Oct. 19. "She was dancing and twirling around," a source told the mag. Spears returned to L.A., but later in the month, the two were apart again: he was in Chicago to appear on WWE's Monday Night "RAW"; she checked into the Hotel Bel-Air.

I love the fact this article completely glosses over the fact that Britney and Kevin have a NEWBORN BABY at home. I'm pretty sure a large part of being a decent parent includes actually spending time with your kids, not just leaving them with your Mexican nanny Rosa. In twenty years when everyone's wondering why Jayden and Sean Preston have a thick accent and unhealthy love of chorizo, I want you to point them to this article. And then punch them. Because if someone is still talking about Britney's kids in twenty years, they need to be physically assaulted.

P.S. This entire story is just an excuse to post this sweet montage of Britney and Kevin I found on the Internets. Modern art at it's finest!

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That is a kick ass image.

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i think you posted it under the wrong section. i think it would be more appropriate in the scary and shut up sections, althought dummies would work too. i'm so sick of hearing about these two. i wish someone would kidnap them and drop them on an island with HUGE carnivores, yeah that would be good. god knows the kids would be better off in foster care anyway

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