According to Pete Doherty's gardener uncle (seriously), Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete's kid:

Gardener Phil Michels told the Sunday Mirror: "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant." Phil said he spoke to Doherty on Friday when the singer called him from Italy, where he is performing with his band Babyshambles. The rocker told him Kate had had a scan, everything was fine so they were happy to share the news.

Is it even medically possible for Kate Moss to pump out a kid? She weighs like 90 pounds. As soon as the baby's head "passes through" her, her hips are gonna pretty much shatter. The doctor's going to have to wear one of the bomb squad suits so he doesn't get sprayed with Kate Moss shrapnel. For God's sake, how many more victims will Kate Moss shrapnel claim?!?