"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse. I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

I'm trying to understand Tara's motive for giving this interview. It almost seems like she wants us to feel sorry for her. Well guess what Tara, the cancer victims I always crush at checkers on Wednesday nights get my sympathy. Drunken whores who get liposuction because they "want a six-pack" do not.

See kids, this is why you don't go to Malaysia for your cosmetic surgery.