Rapper Snoop Dog was recently apprehended at John Wayne Airport after he tried to pass through airport security with a truncheon in his bag. Orange County Sheriffs' deputies were called to the scene and detained--but did not arrest--the rapper. It is not known if he will face criminal charges. Airport security is supposed to keep us safe, right? I can understand them taking my jug of Astroglide but not Snoop's truncheon. Tell me you'd try to hijack an airplane with Snoop Dog sitting next to you holding a huge metal stick. Hell no. Maybe if he was just carrying some nunchucks you'd give it a go but definitely not with him wielding a truncheon.

Imagine if Snoop was on one of those 9/11 flights. I guarantee you within 10 minutes of the hijacking, all the terrorists would be high cracking jokes with the pilots. 72 virgins, a goat, and Allah walk into a bar...