I love whore-on-whore violence!:

Singer/actress Paris Hilton claims she was punched in the face by former beauty queen Shanna Moakler at Hollywood nightclub Hyde in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Hilton alleges the estranged wife of rocker Travis Barker walked up to her at around 1 am, "used the most vile of language" and then hit her in the jaw, according to her publicist Elliot Mintz.

However, Moakler claims Hilton's on-off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos bent her wrist back, before pouring a drink over her and pushing her down some stairs. Both women have filed police reports alleging battery

If I was Shanna Moakler, I would soak my hands in bleach as soon as possible--maybe even break out the brillo pad. There's really no difference between punching Paris Hilton and a bag full of medical waste.

As much as I now love Shanna, you just know she's exaggerating about being pushed down the stairs. Stavros Niarchos probably glanced at her earlier in the night and she took it from there. Hell, I bet he wasn't even there. Does Hyde even have stairs?

Update: I've added this picture of Paris shopping today. That's either a bruise that looks like semen or actually semen.