During an interview with Star Magazine, Shanna Moakler was asked about Paris Hilton hooking up with her ex-husband Travis Barker. Moakler responded with this gem:

"There are some women who are like that, they get off on that and they enjoy that. And if she wants my seconds, well, she can have them. Paris can have my sloppy seconds!"

I know Shana hates Paris but she's playing this thing entirely wrong. If she really want to get back at Paris, she should avoid the verbal blitzkrieg and use the guise of friendship to exact her calculated revenge. Only after gaining Paris' trust should Shana spring her devilishly clever trap-perhaps in a club setting. Here's how I see it going down: In the western tradition of "high-fiving," Shana will extend her flattened hand out to Paris and wait for reciprocation of the celebratory gesture. When Paris tries to slap Shana's hand, Shana pulls it away at the last second leaving Paris "hanging." Or Shana could just punch her. Either way works for me really.