Question: Why did Ryan Phillippe jump up and down and pump his fists in the air when his wife won a Golden Globe back in January?

Answer: Because he was drunk of course!

"At the Golden Globes I was plastered!" Phillippe tells Rolling Stone magazine. "Shirley MacLaine and I drank like crazy, just putting away bottles of wine and making fun of everyone."

Wow.....getting wasted with Shirley MacLaine is pretty hardcore. I guess Bea Arthur had a prior engagement. And what's with Ryan making fun of everyone? Last time I checked, his wife was still ugly. Yeah, I went there.