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The Sun is reporting that Paris Hilton was seen at Tao nightclub over the weekend cozying up to Mandy Moore's ex Andy Roddick:

STUNNING PARIS HILTON has found herself a new love match in tennis star ANDY RODDICK. My snappers caught the couple flirting at Las Vegas' trendy Tao nightclub this weekend. Then two hours later, at 3am, they were spotted in the nearby Pure club getting very cosy on the VIP bed. "They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron. "They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn't keep his eyes off her.

Hopefully, The Sun's use of the word "stunning" to describe Paris is in the context of her being stunningly whorish. Or maybe it's just "stunning" how much her vagina resembles an old mason jar.

"After a couple of hours they left together." Rumours about Andy, 24, and Paris, 25, started last week when the twice Wimbledon runner-up showed up at LA's Hyde club on the same night Paris was there. The pair already have a lot in common. They share a love of fashion and big nights out - with the hunk even being dubbed the 'Paris Hilton of the tennis world'.

If Andy was smart, he'd ditch Paris as soon as humanly possible. Gonorrhea will wreak havoc on his forehand....and don't even get me started on his baseline game.

Update: That picture is supposed to be Andy Roddick facing Paris, although from that amazingly clear angle, it might as well be the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa.

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Run Andy, run!! Doesn't everyone know by now that she has Herpes? At least that's the only thing we know of for sure. I just don't get it.

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