I haven't been this excited since Janet Jackson reunited with food:
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie met for dinner at Dan Tana's in West Hollywood last night - and from the way the two were carrying on, you'd never guess that a rift had ever existed between them!
Shrewd move by Paris. If anyone could make her seem like a bona fide supermodel, it's Nicole Richie. Just look at Nicole in the picture above (the corpse to the left of that blonde chick). I would say she looks like a train wreck, but I don't think that's strong enough verbiage--maybe a train wreck where all the survivors were attacked and killed by ninjas who, in turn, were beheaded by pirates. Yeah....perfect.
Is it just me or does that first pic look like Nicole just finished servicing Paris disease-ridden hidey-hole?
Nicole is famous for being the skinnest person in Hollywood and is a pound away from being dead. Paris is famous for being the biggest whore in Hollywood and has screwed every guy who would screw her. Since neither Nicole or Paris have REAL talent and their 15 minutes are almost up it makes perfect sense they would reunite.
I wonder if it bothers Paris that more people have seen her homemade porn tape than have heard her "music?"