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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton's tumultuous relationship may be on the upswing. The two were supposedly seen at Michelle Trachtenberg's birthday party giggling together like young Japanese schoolgirls:

On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired to the $25,000-a- night Sky Villa at the Palms - for a pillow fight, no doubt.

I'm a little suspicious of this story without pictures--preferably with the both of them dressed up in hilariously ironic costumes such as a short giraffe or a skinny hippo. Suspicions aside, I've still decided to honor this momentous reunion via haiku:

Both stay together

Next day, room looks like whore house

Not invited back

Update (10/23) Found some pictures and it looks like I wasn't too far off about that costume thing:

paris-hilton-lindsay-lohan-friends-again.jpg&fimg=/paris-hilton-is-1337tumultuous relationship may be on the upswing. The two were supposedly seen at Michelle Trachtenberg's birthday party giggling together like young Japanese schoolgirls:

On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired to the $25,000-a- night Sky Villa at the Palms - for a pillow fight, no doubt.

I'm a little suspicious of this story without pictures--preferably with the both of them dressed up in hilariously ironic costumes such as a short giraffe or a skinny hippo. Suspicions aside, I've still decided to honor this momentous reunion via haiku:

Both stay together

Next day, room looks like whore house

Not invited back

Update (10/23) Found some pictures and it looks like I wasn't too far off about that costume thing:

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Your weakest haiku yet...

What do these two talk about?

Whenever I see Lohan I think white pastey waxed pussy; which is pretty much what I think about when I see Paris.

I never imagined I would ever say to myself too much pussy.

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