Owen Wilson showed up to Kate Hudson's house in the middle of the night drunk off his ass:

"You, Me and Dupree" star OWEN WILSON came this close to a fuzz bust when he showed up at kutie KATE HUDSON's swanky Pacific Palisades pad after a night out with rowdy buddies--who waited while he max-cranked a boom-box on his sweetie's lawn, serenading her with Elvis Presley's "Can't Help Falling in Love!" Before Kate could stifle him, a patrol car rolled up--but luckily, it was neighborhood security guards. Kate came running out, told Owen to kill the ghetto blaster and split before neighbors called the cops. She apologized to the patrol and told Owen's buddies: "Get him out of here!"

WTF? Singing a love song on your girlfriend's lawn in the middle of the night is the type of shit that happens in a Farrelly Brothers' movie--not real life. In all fairness, I did the same singing stunt to my girlfriend in high school. Well it wasn't "technically" my girlfriend, but rather the girl down the street I used to watch with my binoculars. Now that I think about it, I was more masturbating than singing. Now you're just nitpicking.