Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, two of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends from the show "The Girls Next Door," caused quite a stir after they showed up at the "kid-centric" Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch wearing suggestive Halloween costumes. According to paparazzi clearinghouse X17, parents (females most likely) on the scene "were disgusted" and one photo editor (again probably female) called it "inappropriate." These offended parents need to chill out. Are they forgetting that Halloween was invented by Benjamin Franklin in the 1790s as an excuse for women to dress up in slutty costumes and act like whores? It's one of the goddamn foundations of our country!