Nicole Kidman's latest movie, Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus, takes a fictionalized look at the troubled marriage of the late photographer (you better believe I already have my tickets). Although Kidman has been happily married to country star Keith Urban since June, her new role has her thinking about the issue of infidelity:

"I don't think that sexual faithfulness is the most important one," she said. "It is the easiest type to define, but mental unfaithfulness is far more subtle and dangerous. How far can you go in this type without being 'really' unfaithful? It's a difficult issue for which I don't have answers, only questions."

Has Nicole been bathing in lead-based paint again? I mean, what the fuck is she talking about? My grandpa makes more sense than her and he was born without a mouth. Literally without a mouth. It's the craziest damned thing you've ever seen. According to Nicole's fantasy logic, I can screw the secretary as long as I don't think about her afterwards. Somewhere Keith Urban just quietly pumped his fist.