Although she's claiming she never punched Paris Hilton in the face, Shanna Moakler still despises her:
"I don't think she's a good person. She makes a lot of money pulling these stunts in the media, and I want nothing to do with it," Moakler told Page Six yesterday. "I'm not the one getting DUIs. I'm not the one in police stations. It's all juvenile and stupid."
Lighten up Shanna, it's not Paris' fault she's such a talentless waste of space. It's her father's for not wearing a condom 25 years earlier. I bet every time he hears the name 'Paris Hilton' in the media, he kicks himself for not pulling out. If only abortion in the 75th trimester was still legal.
This outfit reminds me of the time I was waiting out for Queensryche tickets and it started raining, so I cut a hole in a garbage bag and wore itas so I wouldn't get wet. It worked pretty good. I was also stoned out of my fucking mind so it probably wouldn't have mattered if I got wet or not, it's just that when I get wet I smell like a dog that has never bathed,... and I never bathe, because I'm afraid of water, except for sometimes I bathe in volcanic ash like a chinchilla... who doesn't love Chintillas they're like beaver's only a little more feisty when you shove them up your ass.
If only Shanna beat the hell outta Paris, she'd be the world's hero.
Looks like this chick is wearing some maternity wear.
Fudgedi has a few issues to work out.
This biyatch needs to just shut up and enjoy her 5 minutes of fame before we all forget her name again. Uh oh, too late. Shanna who?
No way Chelsea, Fudgedi hit it right on the head.
Whoo! "...he kicks himself for not pulling out. If only abortion in the 75th trimester was still legal."
I was initially thinking how unnecessarily pornographic this is; and then, it struck me: It’s about Paris Hilton. About whom I can still visualize her stimulating her clitoris while her video sex boy-toy was thrusting inside her; so forcefully, that her small breasts were juggling in backward/forward motion while pretty Paris lay prone on her back.
And then I thought: How appropriate. What I love most about the Internet is that it is, occasionally, so lacking in bull-shit.
Personally, I love all the free porn
Nick
Celebslam.com
personally i think that all of u should get a life and stop hating.if we ignored these people and their bullshit thay would just disappear!
This site won't disappear. Only uptight jag-offs like you should.
And exploiting one's own very young kids in some failed MTV Reality show as well as MySpace not pulling a stunt to make money, Shanna?? I'm amazed that your fat ass has never been busted, given the fact that you and your ugly husband enjoy the occasional herb and bong.
I hope she hit her!!!!
Besides she looks really hot it that!!!!!