"Today" show host Matt Lauer and his wife of seven years, Annette, have officially separated. Lauer, 48, and his wife reportedly split in April, only to reconcile a short time later. A source tells Star magazine, "They were trying to work things out." The Dutch-born model, who is currently pregnant with the couple's third child, filed for divorce on September 13 in Manhattan Supreme Court. The couple have a son, Jack, 5, and a daughter, Romy, 3. The source adds, "It's a pretty clean divorce - no fights, no custody disputes. They are following the pre-nup -- no extreme demands or dramatic charges. "Everyone's gone to great lengths to keep everything private."

That's pretty messed up to divorce your pregnant wife. Where does Matt go from here? I guess he could go to the beach to knock down sandcastles or maybe steal some candy from a wheelchair-bound cripple. I don't know…those don't seem as satisfying as almost causing a miscarriage.

I guess when you have abs of steel like Matt, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Update: A kind reader just informed me that Annette was actually the one that filed for divorce. Matt must have pressured her--I mean, have you seen his abs?