In the new issue of Details magazine, Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey shoot down rumors they may be gay:

"We tried it. Wasn't for us," McConaughey jokes in the article about the gay rumors that have recently circulated about the two men. Then, turning serious, he adds: "I have a great friend in [Lance]. I'd do anything he asked me to, even though he'd probably never ask me to. And he feels the same way. It's fun going out and living life and doing things at the drop of a hat. Livestrong just happens to be the most deliberate guy I've ever met."

I would do anything for my best friend as well—as long as it doesn't involve another secret overseas assassination mission. They're tiring, stressful, and the last time I went on one, I missed an entire month of The View. Thank god for TIVO or I would have missed Rosie O'Donnell's opinion on the North Korea nuclear crisis!