It wasn't enough for Madonna to steal children from Africa; now she's trying to convert them all through her mystical Kaballah water:
NOT only is Madonna planning to spend $3 million helping orphans in Malawi - she's going to turn the African children onto Kaballah, the mystical Jewish sect that boasts its own brand of spiritual water. Madonna wants some of her money to go for drilling wells so the orphans will have clean water and no longer suffer from dysentery and waterborne parasites. "Water is the purest expression of God's sharing essence," our spy said. "The water will be Kaballah water." The pop queen went to an orphanage yesterday in Malawi's commercial capital. Her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, said she's "involved in the building of an orphanage/child care center," but reiterated that Madonna was just window-shopping when she checked out the orphans there yesterday: "She has not adopted a baby boy as has been previously and incorrectly reported."
Hey Madonna, this is sub-Saharan Africa, NOT Hollywood. Call me crazy, but I think those kids don't give a shit about your dumb religion. If I was a Malawi orphan, my list of life worries would be something like:
1. Food
2. Attacking cheetahs
3. Roaming death squads
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941. The Yankees bullpen woes
942. Mystical Jewish religions with sweet bracelets
943. The dangers of global warming
LOL. funny post, but its good she is doing something to help;)
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Madonna is a dumb slut. If those ni**ers don't like starving kids, maybe they should stop f*cking like animals and thus producing bigbellied children with no future.
Please Madonna, be a nice j*wlover and go make yourself a nice G-chamber.
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A better caption for this picture might be:
"Madonna Window Shopping in Malawi"
If the rumors are even remotely true that she's looking to adopt a third world child, this would be a far more fitting title... and pretty damned funny, when combining it with the photo.
Just a though.