The mother of Lindsay Lohan, Dina, claims Lindsay is actively pursuing a role in an action film:
She tells American publication Star, "I would love to see her in an action movie, like an Angelina Jolie movie." Despite her daughter's many health-related issues, including several trips to the emergency room for exhaustion, dehydration and asthma attacks, Dina is convinced she has what it takes. She adds, "I would like to see her in a kickboxing movie. She could do it."
Lindsay Lohan going to the emergency room for exhaustion? That amuses me. I've always assumed the life of a whore to be relaxing and carefree. I mean how hard can it be to nap the entire day, have a few drinks at night, and then lay on your back for an hour after you get home from the club. I guess I should ask my mother.
*weeps softly*
I'd love to see her do a kickboxing movie too. Mostly because I know it would bomb and the chances of her sticking around would be dwindling. That, and I could use a good laugh.
Plus, I'd like to point out that she was recently caught kickboxing in the streets by the paparazzi...perhaps she was practicing for said kickboxing movie?
http://www.celebslam.com/karate-kid-iii-starring-ralph-macchio-and-lindsay-lohan