Although it will clearly never happen, Lindsay Lohan is claiming she'd like to take a year off and travel the world to a place where she can blend in with the locals:

Lohan, 20, has become one of the most photographed, sought after stars in the world, but has complained about the pressure of stardom. And in a rare break from Hollywood protocol, she has been criticized by some of her co-stars and bosses for her on-set behavior with one of the execs from a production company saying that her absences on the set of her new film "Georgia Rule" were the acts of "a spoiled child."

"I might take a vacation -- take a year off," Lohan recently said, reports WENN. "I want to travel and learn more about other cultures. The more I've grown up, the more I want to do that."

A vacation? I'm pretty sure you have to actually work before you can take a vacation. I love how Lindsay claims she wants to travel to "learn more about other cultures." The only culture she'll be learning about rhymes with "alcohol" and.....umm.....give me second here.....uhhh.....does anyone know a good phrase that rhymes with "whore out to the local populace."