Although it will never happen, Kirsten Dunst is claiming she'd like to quit Hollywood and go back to school:
The SPIDER-MAN stunner, who got her first starring role at the age of 11, says she wants more from life than fame and money.
Like teeth that don't resemble a vampire's and a body that doesn't look like an AARP member's?
"Right now I want to go to art school," says Kirsten, whose mother ran an art gallery.
Art school is like the Hawaii of higher education. Oh sure, Hawaii claims it's a "real" state, but we all know that it's just a haven for slackers and pot-smokers.
"It's important to do other things. I'm not the type of actress who likes to do movie after movie after movie."
Yeah, OK Kirsten:
(2007) *Untitled
(2007) Spider-Man 3
(2006) Marie Antoinette
(2005) Elizabethtown
(2004) Wimbledon
(2004) Spider-Man 2
(2004) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(2003) Mona Lisa Smile
(2003) Kaena: The Prophecy
(2003) Levity
(2003) The Death and Life of Nancy Eaton
(2002) Spider-Man
(2001) The Cat's Meow
(2001) Crazy/Beautiful
(2001) Get Over It
(2000) Deeply
(2000) Bring It On
(2000) Luckytown
(2000) The Crow: Salvation
(2000) All Forgotten
(1999) Dick
(1999) Drop Dead Gorgeous
(1999) The Virgin Suicides
(1999) The Devil's Arithmetic
(1998) Strike!
(1998) The Animated Adventures of Tom Sawyer
(1998) Small Soldiers
(1998) Fifteen and Pregnant
(1997) Wag the Dog
(1997) Anastasia
(1997) Tower of Terror
(1997) True Heart
(1996) Mother Night
(1996) The Siege at Ruby Ridge
(1995) Jumanji
(1994) Little Women
(1994) Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
(1994) Greedy
(1993) Darkness Before Dawn
(1991) High Strung
(1990) The Bonfire of the Vanities
(1989) The Witch's Express Mail
(1989) New York Stories
Wow, she looks great in this picture! Look at that hair, so effortless. And the way her boobs are so tiny and yet they still sag...I am so jealous!
Umm, sarcasm anyone?
oh no.... she didn't do a movie in 1992... my life is incomplete....
i think she's hot... seriously.... who doesn't want to do a saggy vampire?
she's full of it. basically, she knows she's overexposed (also hated)
and will hide out for a while, kiss jason's ass and seduce him for movie roles and make another bad movie soon.
love the ways she lies to the public.
"i hate actresses who worry about their weight its creepy" - yes, miss anorexic.
" i hate the way actresses are over done all the time" - yes, miss constantly bleached head with skank extensions.
"i buy inexpensive clothes" - like that red and very loud chanel bag
"I'm just like luxe lisbon and MA" - it's scripted and styled and filmed to make a girl look her best. who wouldn't like to come off like a leading lady from a screen character.
losers! let's take a pic of you early in the morning and see how you compare. good luck with the whole " pictured life " thing.
yeh damn straight! greg kish is right. ur all fuckin faggots, u need to concentrate on ur own lives and stop bitchin bout other ppl