Katie Holmes and her massive jaw were seen eating at exclusive Beverly Hills restaurant Orso earlier in the week. Noticeably absent from the lunch, as descibed by our favorite UK newspaper The Sun, was Tom Cruise:
It is the first time stunning Katie has been spotted alone since the birth of baby SURI in April.
Why does The Sun keep describing these actresses as stunning? Yesterday they described über-slut Paris Hilton as stunning and today they're describing perfectly average Katie Holmes in the same way. The only way Katie Holmes could stun me is if she had a huge third arm growing out of her forehead that could throw a wicked changeup and play a mean air guitar. I'm comfortable saying I would be stunned if I saw that.
In other news, Katie was seen in London with Victoria Beckham, about three hours after she ate lunch in Beverly Hills. And you had the nerve to doubt the existence of the time-space continuum? Who's the crazy guy now?
The Sun, was Tom Cruise:
It is the first time stunning Katie has been spotted alone since the birth of baby SURI in April.
Why does The Sun keep describing these actresses as stunning? Yesterday they described über-slut Paris Hilton as stunning and today they're describing perfectly average Katie Holmes in the same way. The only way Katie Holmes could stun me is if she had a huge third arm growing out of her forehead that could throw a wicked changeup and play a mean air guitar. I'm comfortable saying I would be stunned if I saw that.
In other news, Katie was seen in London with Victoria Beckham, about three hours after she ate lunch in Beverly Hills. And you had the nerve to doubt the existence of the time-space continuum? Who's the crazy guy now?
The Sun, was Tom Cruise:
It is the first time stunning Katie has been spotted alone since the birth of baby SURI in April.
Why does The Sun keep describing these actresses as stunning? Yesterday they described über-slut Paris Hilton as stunning and today they're describing perfectly average Katie Holmes in the same way. The only way Katie Holmes could stun me is if she had a huge third arm growing out of her forehead that could throw a wicked changeup and play a mean air guitar. I'm comfortable saying I would be stunned if I saw that.
In other news, Katie was seen in London with Victoria Beckham, about three hours after she ate lunch in Beverly Hills. And you had the nerve to doubt the existence of the time-space continuum? Who's the crazy guy now?
The Sun, was Tom Cruise:
It is the first time stunning Katie has been spotted alone since the birth of baby SURI in April.
Why does The Sun keep describing these actresses as stunning? Yesterday they described über-slut Paris Hilton as stunning and today they're describing perfectly average Katie Holmes in the same way. The only way Katie Holmes could stun me is if she had a huge third arm growing out of her forehead that could throw a wicked changeup and play a mean air guitar. I'm comfortable saying I would be stunned if I saw that.
In other news, Katie was seen in London with Victoria Beckham, about three hours after she ate lunch in Beverly Hills. And you had the nerve to doubt the existence of the time-space continuum? Who's the crazy guy now?
The Sun, was Tom Cruise:
It is the first time stunning Katie has been spotted alone since the birth of baby SURI in April.
Why does The Sun keep describing these actresses as stunning? Yesterday they described über-slut Paris Hilton as stunning and today they're describing perfectly average Katie Holmes in the same way. The only way Katie Holmes could stun me is if she had a huge third arm growing out of her forehead that could throw a wicked changeup and play a mean air guitar. I'm comfortable saying I would be stunned if I saw that.
In other news, Katie was seen in London with Victoria Beckham, about three hours after she ate lunch in Beverly Hills. And you had the nerve to doubt the existence of the time-space continuum? Who's the crazy guy now?
It's definitely inspired by thesuperficial. There's more than enough room for both of us...
Look at her face. Actually, not her face -- her eyes. I haven't seen a picture of her actually looking happy since about the second week of their relationship.
Look at that freakin Beavis jaw! 8D
true enough. there doesn't seem to be too much overlap story-wise and when there is, we know its BIG NEWS. can never get too much KFed or Paris as we celebrate the collapse of civilization!
thanks for responding
Vic really feels muchos important now, making a whole new woman out of miss Droopy.