Oh joy! Jessica Simpson and John Mayer might be having sex again:

TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies. Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk." She declined.

Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use the bathroom and while he was in the restroom, Mayer walked in. A very serious Mayer asked if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not.

TMZ has spies? I'm so poor that I have to use the library for Internet access, yet TMZ is using fucking spies? How am I supposed to compete? I guess I'll have to pick up some illegals from outside having sex again:

TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies. Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk." She declined.

Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use the bathroom and while he was in the restroom, Mayer walked in. A very serious Mayer asked if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not.

TMZ has spies? I'm so poor that I have to use the library for Internet access, yet TMZ is using fucking spies? How am I supposed to compete? I guess I'll have to pick up some illegals from outside The Home Depot and hire them for the day--although that hasn't always worked out for me. One of the guys I hired last month kept confusing this stop sign on Santa Monica Blvd. for Nicole Richie. It was pretty much a wasted day. To be fair though, he did make chicken enchiladas that were to absolutely die for.

As for the story, the only person Jessica is hooking up with lately has fifteen letters and rhymes with 'methamphetamine.'