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Oh Jessica Alba, you cruel temptress and star of such blockbuster films as Too Soon for Jeff and P.U.N.K.S., why doth thou frustrate us with your whorish see-through dresses? She looks so damn hot in these photos, it physically hurts me. I literally have pain in my stomach--oh sure the rational side of me is saying it's probably from the motor oil I chugged an hour ago, but, hah, I spit in the face of rationality!

p.s. If you've never heard of P.U.N.K.S., here's a summary from IMDB:

A group of misfit teens evade a corrupt scientist when they steal and attempt to return a suit that delivers supernatural strength to its wearer.

I'm pretty sure it won an Oscar...or maybe it was Emmy....I don't know, I'm always mixing those two up

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Yes, she is very hot. Yes...I want to fuck her too (and I'm a chic). However, i will say that the outfit sucks ass and not in a good, fun way.

Yeah shes VERY hot.. she kicked ass in Sin City but.... she looks like crap in that outfit.

She is so fuckin' hot it is not even funny. I don't think I could last 30 seconds in her beautiful mouth.

Wonderful picture. Really hot,,,,,,

hy fuck you all who talk about my honey jessica she is the most beautifu lady in the world ... don't talk about her like this.. fuckers

Yah effin pervs...........

yeah J-Elba hot hot hot very hot, every time I saw her pictures, my boy get harder and harder. Like to put my boy in every hole she has. I will lick her pussy last for hours and have her every drop out from her hole. Will put my boy in her mouth all nighs, suck suck let her suck it....

*I LAUGHT TO SEE ALL YOU , SLOBBER FOR MY WIFE. ALL I CAN SAY IS REALLY THE MORE YOU WANT HER , THE MORE FAME SHE GETS....FYI I SMASH ON THAT EVERYDAY.

LOL

If that realy is your wife I feel sorry for you because we all know shes a gold digger

I like her! She is so beautiful! Nice picture!

i love you jessica,

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