Flags of Our Fathers star Ryan Phillippe hasn't worked with wife Reese Witherspoon since 1999's Cruel Intentions (they met on set), but, in the newest issue of Interview magazine, Phillippe says it's better that way:
"Sometimes I think it's a little cleaner to, at least at this stage in our lives, keep that stuff separate," he tells Interview magazine in its new issue. "I'd never write anything off completely, but I just feel like there's something to be said for the individuality and mystery of doing things on your own."
C’mon Ryan, you’re not fooling anybody. Everyone knows the “mystery of doing things on your own” is actually code for “I’m banging waitresses up and down the Eastern Seaboard.” And Canada. Can’t forget our horny neighbors to the north!
Rapper Snoop Dog was recently apprehended at John Wayne Airport after he tried to pass through airport security with a truncheon in his bag. Orange County Sheriffs' deputies were called to the scene and detained--but did not arrest--the rapper. It is not known if he will face criminal charges. Airport security is supposed to keep us safe, right? I can understand them taking my jug of Astroglide but not Snoop's truncheon. Tell me you'd try to hijack an airplane with Snoop Dog sitting next to you holding a huge metal stick. Hell no. Maybe if he was just carrying some nunchucks you'd give it a go but definitely not with him wielding a truncheon.
Imagine if Snoop was on one of those 9/11 flights. I guarantee you within 10 minutes of the hijacking, all the terrorists would be high cracking jokes with the pilots. 72 virgins, a goat, and Allah walk into a bar...
Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, two of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends from the show "The Girls Next Door," caused quite a stir after they showed up at the "kid-centric" Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch wearing suggestive Halloween costumes. According to paparazzi clearinghouse X17, parents (females most likely) on the scene "were disgusted" and one photo editor (again probably female) called it "inappropriate." These offended parents need to chill out. Are they forgetting that Halloween was invented by Benjamin Franklin in the 1790s as an excuse for women to dress up in slutty costumes and act like whores? It's one of the goddamn foundations of our country!
Hilary Duff already has a line of clothes and accessories for teens with the deeply engrossing name "Stuff by Duff." Now Duff is expanding her empire with a line of outfits for Barbies.
Hilary launched her 11 doll outfits at a girls-only show during LA Fashion Week. She said: "When I was younger, I was so inspired by Barbie. She has been a role model for my friends and me. I love her style and her spirit!" A range of Barbies were dressed in chic skirts, jeans, boots and leggings - looking just like the star who dressed them.
Did Hilary Duff just call an inanimate object an inspiring role model? OK that pretty much explains about 99% of eating disorders. Because if girls are trying to live up to the measurements of a Barbie doll, that's gonna take a lot of puking/not eating. The only women with waists that skinny live in Africa and have expanding her empire with a line of outfits for Barbies.
Hilary launched her 11 doll outfits at a girls-only show during LA Fashion Week. She said: "When I was younger, I was so inspired by Barbie. She has been a role model for my friends and me. I love her style and her spirit!" A range of Barbies were dressed in chic skirts, jeans, boots and leggings - looking just like the star who dressed them.
Did Hilary Duff just call an inanimate object an inspiring role model? OK that pretty much explains about 99% of eating disorders. Because if girls are trying to live up to the measurements of a Barbie doll, that's gonna take a lot of puking/not eating. The only women with waists that skinny live in Africa and have huge plates instead of lower lips. "Role model" should be a term reserved for people like firefighters and Matt Damon.
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Nicole Richie and one-time fiancée Adam Goldstein (DJ-AM) were seen together outside La Scala in Beverly Hills yesterday. Even though Halloween isn't for another four days, Nicole decided to dress up as a small child. Just look at the skinny waste, undeveloped breasts, and bony arms. So authentic!
In other news, Nicole is in rehab. I'd like to think I played a small part in that.
Kevin Federline-Spears recently told Entertainment Weekly he's the "most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years" as well as the "most underrated performer in his field." [pause for dramatic effect] During the interview, K-Fed also revealed that he's no longer embarrassed to buy tampons for his wife Britney Spears:
"I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that's all past tense," Federline told EW. "Once you make it through that, then you're good."
I want to hear about K-Fed buying tampons for Britney about as much as I want to hear about the night my sister lost her virginity. A little tip to K-Fed: this interview isn't helping your street cred especially on the heels of your album "drop." You should be out robbing and pillaging and having sex with underage women, not talking about your adventures down the feminine hygiene aisle.
Naomi Campbell was arrested yet again yesterday on suspicion of assault. This is on top of the assault charge she's facing in New York for allegedly bashing her maid in the head with a jewel-encrusted cell phone. Police in London said a 36-year-old woman (confirmed by British media as Campbell) was arrested yesterday afternoon in a home in the Westminster area after another woman accused her of assault:
Campbell is believed to have slept for up to 12 hours at Charing Cross police station before being questioned and released on bail at 1am today. A source said the attack had allegedly happened when the model flew into a rage at her therapist, who has not been named, during a counselling session. The source said: "She looked quite shaken up. The marks were so red you could tell the attack had only recently happened."In the past eight years, Campbell has been accused eight times of committing acts of violence and verbal abuse against her employees and associates.
Naomi's brilliant spokesman weighed in on the assault:
"We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily."
Uhhh, "misunderstandings" usually involve getting a 7-piece Chicken McNugget combo meal instead of the was arrested yet again yesterday on suspicion of assault. This is on top of the assault charge she's facing in New York for allegedly bashing her maid in the head with a jewel-encrusted cell phone. Police in London said a 36-year-old woman (confirmed by British media as Campbell) was arrested yesterday afternoon in a home in the Westminster area after another woman accused her of assault:
Campbell is believed to have slept for up to 12 hours at Charing Cross police station before being questioned and released on bail at 1am today. A source said the attack had allegedly happened when the model flew into a rage at her therapist, who has not been named, during a counselling session. The source said: "She looked quite shaken up. The marks were so red you could tell the attack had only recently happened."In the past eight years, Campbell has been accused eight times of committing acts of violence and verbal abuse against her employees and associates.
Naomi's brilliant spokesman weighed in on the assault:
"We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily."
Uhhh, "misunderstandings" usually involve getting a 7-piece Chicken McNugget combo meal instead of the 5-piece you ordered, not your therapist getting scratched all over her face and you getting arrested. Does Naomi's spokesman really think we'd believe that excuse? I'm surprised she didn't just shine one of the pen lights on the floor, in the hopes we'd chase it around the room until we eventually got tired and forgot about the entire story.
Rocker Tyson Ritter of The All-American Rejects has promised fans he and his bandmates will appear naked on MTV's Total Request Live next week--if fans vote the group's new video to number one on the TRL charts:
The promo for ballad It Ends Tonight has dropped out of the TRL top 10, but Ritter is keen to see it back at the top and has posted a message on the group's website promising "nakedness" if fans phone in to vote for the video In his video message, in which the singer poses topless on a sofa, Ritter says, "If you secure the All American Rejects the number one spot on TRL, this is happening - nakedness "We will get naked for you me, Mike, Chris and Nick, as naked as the day is long "
Lemme get this straight...we help The All American Rejects get to number one on TRL, earning them thousands of dollars of free publicity in the process, and our "reward" is a glimpse of their penises. What exactly is in this for us again? That's like me asking you to help paint my house and, if you do a good job of it, you win the prize of mowing my lawn.
Fresh off the heals of his critically acclaimed acting debut on CSI, Kevin Federline is set to make his movie debut in the Shakespearian street hip hop movie "Caught on Tape." Written and directed by Sticky Fingaz. Ray actor Bokeem Woodbine, Cedric the Entertainer and Vivica A. Fox star alongside K-Fed.
"Everyone always asks if I wanna do music or movies and I can't decide so I thought I'd put the two together," Sticky told Bizarre. "Caught On Tape is a hardcore musical, lot of violence, lot of sex, lot of action, lot of drama, lot of sentiment and romance as well. It's the first time this has ever been done. Kev Fed is going to be in it, it's his acting debut. He's really cool, he's dope. Just keep the paparazzi away from him and he'll be ok.
Directing a "Shakespearian street hip-hop movie" might as well be a license to print money. How can a movie that combines a 16th century English playwright with Kevin Federline-Spears not succeed? That's like a Disney movie with a violent rape scene not becoming a box office hit. Never seen one of those? Check out the director's cut of Bambi fifty minutes in. It's rapetastic!
Actress Jennifer Tilly was treated like a freak while she filmed a new movie in a remote Chinese mountain village. Tilly was the only American on the set and fascinated locals who had never seen a Westerner::
"It was just like being in America because when I walked down the street, everybody would point and stare. They see you coming and everybody stops what they're doing... and their mouths fall open and they stare and they follow you down the street... They've never seen any Americans before. We were like freaky giant people to them."
I think they were pointing because they were shocked to see a sober Jennifer Tilly walking down the street. If the villagers knew what cameras were, they probably would have taken pictures.
Tilly feels sure no one actually recognised her from her movies - because all her films have been banned in China. She adds, "Nobody knew me there... They're very concerned about unartistic and bad cultural influences entering their country so all my movies have been severely censored. I don't think a single one of my movies has made it."
So you're trying to tell me China thinks Bride of Chucky is unartistic and maybe even a bad cultural influence? Well la di da China. Take your champagne and caviar and get the hell off my site. And quit sipping your tea with your damn pinkie in the air. It's annoying
