Playboy millionaire Hugh Hefner claims sometimes he'd rather sit down and play a spirited game of dominoes rather than have sex with his smoking-hot girlfriends.
He said: "I'm bored of the hanky panky. I'm still active but it's different — I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends." Asked about his infamous wild nights at the Playboy mansion, he said: "I haven't been to as many parties because I'm doing other things that are taking up my energy. I'm busy planning the new Playboy club at The Palms, a new Playboy club in LA."
I would love the play dominoes with Hugh's girlfriends. I would absolutely crush them, much like those checker-playing cancer victims I mentioned earlier today. And when the playmates asked why they were naked and my penis was out, I would laugh at their inability to grasp the basic rules of dominoes.
Yikes, sounds like his current girlfriends really got the shaft. Or actually, they aren't getting the shaft...wait, this is getting confusing.