Harrison Ford, taking a nap in the back of Calista Flockhart's SUV, almost got busted by security guards after they confused him for a homeless man:

CALISTA FLOCKHART exited the soundstage of her new TV series "Brothers and Sisters" and was stunned to see two security guards banging on the back windows of her SUV! "What's the matter?" cried Calista, running toward the vehicle – but the guards ordered her to stay back, explaining that some old guy had crawled into her back seat and was asleep. "Don't worry, Ms. Flockhart, we'll call the police and have him removed." Just then, the guy – looking sleepy and disheveled – sat up in the backseat and asked: "What's all the commotion?" Calista giggled as the shocked guards apologized to her sweetie... superstar HARRISON FORD! "Sir, we are so sorry... we didn't know it was you!" Thanking the men for being conscientious, Calista waited while Ford got into the front passenger seat, cranked it flat and promptly fell asleep again – then she drove them home.

There's no chance this happened, right? It's clearly one of those made up Hollywood stories. Like his publicist wants us to read this and think, "Ha Ha Ha, that Harrison Ford is always getting himself into zany situations...such a wacky and crazy guy...a hero/genius hybrid if I've ever seen one."