George Clooney is hatching a master plan to get the paparazzi off his back:

"Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs," one of PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Alive tells Vanity Fair for its November issue. "I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress." The effect, he hypothesizes, according to the Associated Press, is that "people would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"

George wants to go out with a different actress every night--not to bang a hot woman each day of the week--but to "throw off the paparazzi." Yeah OK George. And I'm wearing this master plan to get the paparazzi off his back:

"Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs," one of PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Alive tells Vanity Fair for its November issue. "I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress." The effect, he hypothesizes, according to the Associated Press, is that "people would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"

George wants to go out with a different actress every night--not to bang a hot woman each day of the week--but to "throw off the paparazzi." Yeah OK George. And I'm wearing this ankle monitor because it's trendy and fashionable, not because I assaulted that shit-talking mime at the county fair.

You already get more ass than a toilet seat. Leave a little for us regular folk.