Eva Longoria is breaking up with Tony Parker after he was seen getting a little too close with a "tall blonde" during the after party for the premiere of Martin Scorsese's new film "The Departed":

EVA Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, are on the rocks after Page Six broke the news to the "Desperate Housewives" star this week that Parker was dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during "The Departed" premiere after-party. Parker was even foolish enough to seem to be cheating on luscious Longoria in full view of Leonardo DiCaprio, Bono, The Edge and Mick Jagger - and, of course, our spies. A friend of Longoria said, "Eva was devastated when she found out. The blonde was an ex-girlfriend of Tony, and they apparently swapped numbers, but he swears nothing else happened.

Is this really a surprise to anyone? After all, doesn't Tony play in the NBA? There are about 900 hot groupies hanging around his team hotel on every road trip who want to do a little more than get his autograph. I know some of you probably have some misguided idyllic notion that professional sports is all about athletic grace and the beauty of competition. Nope. It's pretty much just about banging drunk waitresses in the back of the team bus.