Elisabeth Hasselbeck has large boobs

The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pissed that an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit had a character named Elizabeth Hassenback. What especially angered her was that Hassenback was raped TWICE and killed:

Hasselbeck said that after hearing about the show from a friend, she called an SVU executive producer whom she declined to name - though co-host Rosie O'Donnell chimed in, "But you can Google it at home!" - to express her anger. "I told him 'Look, I want to let you know that I think it's socially irresponsible and gruesomely suggestive to do this in today's day and age," said Hasselbeck, who has an 18-month daughter, Grace, with her husband, New York Giants quarterback Tim Hasselbeck.

I can't make up my mind with this chick. She's hot as hell and I would love to bang her, yet she seems like the type of uptight bitch who'd get "offended" if I wanted a little ass-play. I would be thrilled to death to be on Law & Order, even if it was only in the context of someone using my name. Hell, if I got caught on one of those Dateline NBC child molester stings, I'd probably throw a viewing party for my family.

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Well, supposedly there was a stalker that kept showing up at her house last year, so she might still be freaked out from that. What happened to that character on the show is probably a scenario she envisioned as a possibility from the stalker.

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Heavens. Liz Hasselbeck and "ass play". It doesn't get any better than that.

I think that we are overlooking the most important point here. Ms. Hasselbeck's boobs are large and round, perfect for nuzzling. I mean, just look at those melons. Yow!

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