Christina Aguilera insists that she and her husband spend every Sunday with each other completely naked:
Christina told Cosmopolitan magazine: "We have naked Sundays. You just lie in bed all day and chill with each other and do things that husbands and wives do. We love our cosiness."
I'd normally be extremely jealous of Jordan but, I mean, there's no chance that he's straight, right? He's the gay friend that every hot chick seems to have nearby—only Christina Aguilera actually married him. Something tells me if there was a spider in the house, Jordan would probably scream, make those faggy up and down hand motions, and then jump up on the couch until Christina stepped on it.
Aguilera further added:
"We have our taco night. He cooks the meat and I chop the tomatoes and the lettuce. It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship."
If I was married to Christina Aguilera, every night would be "taco" night. *rimshot*
1) Of course she'd step on the spider easiest as it descended from her crotch, as well as other stank vermin.
2) *Yawn!* Why does she continually try to fucking push this idea of marriage being so porn? I think it's the first time anybody has ever not spit on her, because she's reporting back to us about shit we all already know (i.e. eat meals with your fucking spouse, sometimes you lay around naked - *oooh! aaah!*) like she was kept in a cave. So so very sad. I always wondered how truly ugly people coped. And sorry, images of her husband naked are NOT what I want in my head, puhlease children. Gross.
I think Christina's boney little naked Sunday ass sounds delicious; especially with tacos.
Jordan's not gay but Christina is plainly a moron; I give the marriage another year, max. (Once both of them, or either of them, start finding naked Sundays a little stale.)
I'd tap that. But it can stay clothed for housechores.
I just wanted to thank Erta for her post; it made me laugh my ass off after a long, shitty day at work. Especially -eating meals with "your fucking spouse"..thanks a lot, I really needed that!
"every night would be taco night"
nice dude..