As you may have heard, Avril Lavigne was caught spitting on the paparazzi not once, but twice. She released an apology to her fans on her website today:
"I'd like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the paparazzi," she writes. "It's trying at best dealing with their insistent intrusions. I meant no offense to my fans, whose relationship I truly value. I have and will always go out of my way for my fans. My behavior was a reaction to the persistent attack from the paparazzi."
I love half-assed apologies. They're just so delicious and satisfying—like punching wildlife. Anyways, here's a haiku:
Avril frustrated?
Her solution is to spit
Not all whores swallow!
this is old news. Don't understand anyway why she is given so much attention, it's a spoiled little brat and if no one would pay attention, would be forgotten in a month or so
So many bracelets
all purchased from Hot Topic
She is so edgy!
Awesome Eddy
i just wish it would have been me to be so lucky