According to Life & Style Weekly, Ashton Kutcher is concerned that Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence on his stepdaughter Rumer (damn that sounded weird):

"Education is very important to Ashton," a source tells the mag, "and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying. Rumer has been ignoring Kutcher's advice, reports L&S, and "hanging out" with Lohan at every opportunity. "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is," a source told the mag. "Rumer feels honored by Lindsay's attention."

Of course Lindsay Lohan's a bad influence on Rumer--SHE'S LINDSAY FREAKING LOHAN. That's like letting your teenage son hang out with is concerned that Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence on his stepdaughter Rumer (damn that sounded weird):

"Education is very important to Ashton," a source tells the mag, "and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying. Rumer has been ignoring Kutcher's advice, reports L&S, and "hanging out" with Lohan at every opportunity. "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is," a source told the mag. "Rumer feels honored by Lindsay's attention."

Of course Lindsay Lohan's a bad influence on Rumer--SHE'S LINDSAY FREAKING LOHAN. That's like letting your teenage son hang out with Camel Joe and then worrying that he may be smoking cigarettes.

There's this homeless guy that digs in my trash every night I call "Pete the homeless guy that digs in my trash every night." He can shotgun a fifth of vodka like no one's business and even he's afraid of hanging out with Lohan. I was shooting the shit with him the other night about the latest Hollywood rumors and trends. Anyways, Lindsay's name came up and he broke out into a cold sweat. It was like a bad 'Nam flashback only with way more defecation.