Demi Moore can’t keep her hands of Ashton Kutcher’s newly toned physique. Kutcher, who recently celebrated his first wedding anniversary (September 26) with Moore, underwent a “grueling daily workout” to get in shape for his role in his latest movie The Guardian:

The 28-year-old says, "The new look's gone down very well with my wife. She's pretty much fallen for me all over again. I worked very hard with a trainer to get into good physical shape because I didn't want to represent these coast guards without emulating them physically - and their physical condition is second to none. They are so fit and muscular that I had to get to that point."

I swear it’s verbal poetry when Ashton Kutcher speaks. His line about “these coast guards” is simply magical, more befitting of someone like Shakespeare rather than a common actor. Why hasn’t Ashton written a novel yet? It’s analogous to Picasso never having lifted a paint brush.