Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker was caught with Paris Hilton outside of Club Hyde on Thursday. This comes on the heels of Barker's announcement that he was divorcing his wife Shanna Moakler (with bonus MySpace rant!).
It's pretty damn obvious from the very clear picture of them together what they're doing. They're making babies. The picture is too damn crystal-clear not to think that. I'm not even sure having a picture of Barker's penis inserted into Paris's vagina would be as clear as the picture above.
I can't think of two skankier people...
Travis better hope they make tattoo's that can cover over herpes.
Sicko!!!
I don't understand ... Travis is calling his soon-to-be ex-wife a "sleazy blonde" -- so, now what does he go and do? He hooks up with the "Quintessential 'SLEAZY BLONDE'"!!! WTF? As far as looks, Paris comes off much more sleazy than Shanna does. I am just so glad not to be a celebrity who has to live with having her/his dirty laundry out there for everyone to see! Anyway, "Paris and Travis" is one of the more ICKY couplings of late. Travis, think of your kiddies!