Tommy Lee definitely knows how to make an entrance:

PARTYGOERS grew weary around 1:30 a.m. when Tommy Lee had still not arrived at the Motley Crue-hosted party at Dirty Disco in New York Sunday night, figuring him a no-show. "Then at 2 a.m., the guest of honor made his grand entrance with five sexy ladies in tow and the entire place went completely wild," said one of the party's promoters, Ruben Araneta. Dancers from half the jiggle joints in town showed up to "make out with each other and Tommy," one insider revealed. Nikki Sixx arrived with a woman in a transparent dress.

Is the New York Post writing about Tommy Lee's party or my 13th birthday? It's uncanny really. All that's missing is a Russian clown making sexually suggestive balloon animals and an ice cream cake with my name spelled wrong. And a heartbroken prepubescent teen who cried himself to sleep that night. Kill me.