So great of Tom to show some love towards his other kids. It kind of reminds me of my parents getting me a brand new Asian baby for Christmas when I was ten. I totally forgot about the other white babies and they sorta languished in my closet for a few months.

In other Tom/Katie/Suri/Xenu related news, techno/trance/electronica musician Moby blasted Cruise for the media hype surrounding Suri's "unveiling":

"Are you kidding me?" the techno rocker blogged. "Putting your [bleeping] CHILD on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a p.r. prop?? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing. I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage. I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it's gross."

Now that he's squeezed every ounce of publicity out of Suri, one can't help but think what's next for Cruise? Perhaps a staged Suri kidnapping on par with the Lindbergh baby caper of the early '30s? Before you think that Tom isn't crazy enough to pull off such a stunt, let me tell you a little story about Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy (yes Scientologists actually believe this shit):

Xenu (sometimes Xemu) is introduced as an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.

Don't you just love religions that were founded in the 1950s by a guy most famous for writing science-fiction novels? They're so "cute."