Jude Law and Sienna Miller, both in town for the Toronto International Film Festival, were seen together sneaking out the back door of Sotto Sotto restaurant on Monday night.

I'm convinced Jude has actually kidnapped Sienna and the only reason they're still hooking up is because she's suffering from a particularly severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. I mean the guy already publicly humiliated her by sleeping with the nanny. What more does he have to do? About the only thing Jude has going for him are worldwide fame, movie star good looks, and millions upon millions of dollars in the bank. I just can't understand the attraction.

At least my penis is WAY bigger.