Diddy

Not sure why this is news but I'll go ahead and run with it anyways: P. Diddy bought a massive teddy bear for his soon-to-be-born twins:

P. Diddy and Kim Porter — who are expecting twins in December — recently ordered a teddy bear from posh kiddie store PetitTresor.com. Not just any teddy bear, though, a life-sized, eight-foot-tall one. The couple isn't revealing the gender of their forthcoming babies, so the Scoop asked if the ribbon tied around the toy animal was ordered in blue or pink. "Neither," says the source. "Gold. Bling!"

Call me crazy but an eight-foot-tall teddy bear will probably scare the shit out of a couple of toddlers. Puff might want to keep his little Diddys away from Teddy Grahams and The Animal Planet for about the next twenty years. He might as well have cut to the chase and bought his kids the DVD box set of The Best of America's Most Wanted 7: Baby Rapists and Child Molesters.

Can you imagine stumbling home from a bar and seeing an eight-foot-tall teddy bear lurking in the corner of your bedroom? I'd wouldn't know whether to scream bloody murder or make a drunken pass at it (my standards go WAY down when I get some liquor in me).

[WENN]